أوبرا وينفري
اجرت المقدمة الامريكية اوبرا ونفري لقاء مع مواطن مصري التقته في الشارع عشوائيا و كان هذا الشخص اسمه طه بيومي, و في ما يلي نص الحوار الذي نقل لانه يغطي جوانبا مهما في سبر اغوار الشخصية المصرية:
- Oprah:Hi
- Egyptian: Wa 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta
- Oprah:Do u speak English
- Egyptian:Berfect.
- Oprah:Do u mind if i interview you
- Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind
- Oprah: What's your name
- Egyptian: Taha
- Oprah: Sex
- Taha: love it
- Oprah: Oh no, I meant male or female
- Taha (yelling): what do u sink
- Oprah:It's just for the sake of the report.. never mind...male
- Taha: yas male... And i can brove it any time u want
- Oprah: No,thanks, I'll take u for ur word...so.. how do u find life here in egypt
- Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry ..nice wezar ..nice food ..byramidz
- Oprah:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country
- Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
- Oprah:Ok..lets move on..what do u do
- Taha: I am very well ,sank u
- Oprah:No,I mean do u have a job
- Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash!
- Oprah:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK
- Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
- Oprah:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt
- Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
- Oprah:What about the economic problems in Egypt
- Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
- Oprah:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt
- Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
- Oprah: So do u make a lot of money
- Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true"
- Oprah: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money
- Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah "thank God
- Oprah:Then where does all the money go
- Taha: Guvurment
- Oprah:And what does the government do with the money
- Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!
- Oprah:well , Ok...Do u vote
- Taha:What duz zat mean
- Oprah:Do u choose your president
- Taha:Mubarak
- Oprah:yes
- Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice
- Oprah:Why him
- Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
- Oprah:But there are no wars right now
- Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
- Oprah:what about the last 26 years
- Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
- Oprah:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
- Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
- Oprah:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha
- Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
- Oprah:I never said I will pay u for this
- Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high
- Oprah:Grrrrrrrr
- Taha:ok ok